New Title

While working concessions one day during intermission, a member of the public came up to me and asked, "Sind Sie lady rhonrad?"

Not "Die Dame die rhonrad führt" (the lady who performs German wheel), or even "Dame rhonrad", but lady rhonrad.

As far as I'm concerned, I have been granted a title. And that title is Lady Rhonrad. You may now curtsey accordingly.

You Spin Me Right Round, Baby

Parkour Dog

Parkour dog is here to show you how it's done.

Best. Policy. Ever.

It is my great hope that one day, I will be in a company that enforces this policy.