Two Days

That is how long I've been back at work, and already, my legs look like this.

I have more bruises than appear in the photo. My legs are just so white that the resulting glare has made them difficult to photograph.

Looking at this picture, I can't help but think of summer contracts and the girls on the show all in skirts and all lamenting the fact that no matter how hard they try to look nice, their legs make them look like they've playing beach volleyball in a gravel pit.

Of course their legs were tanned. I always look like I'm two shades darker than chalk.