Circus Equivalent Needed

While performing the viola at an Orthodox Jewish synagogue in Presov, Slovakia, Lukáš Kmiť was interrupted by the ring of a cell phone. His response to this act of rudeness was absolutely brilliant.

I've already expressed my desire to work for a company that enforces this policy, especially since I currently work for a company that seems to have this policy. But until that day arrives, I need to find the acrobatic equivalent to the viola pwnage that went down in that video.

Hats off to you, Lukáš Kmiť. Way to keep it classy like a boss.