Things in My Room That Have Caught on Fire

The hotel we are staying at isn't exactly the Queen Elizabeth. My room in particular seems to be particularly susceptible to bursting into flames, as is evidenced by the various scorch marks throughout. And while I've been pretty good about not setting anything on fire so far, I do have another two weeks to go.

Things that have caught on fire at some point in my hotel room's life?

This blanket:


The headboard of the bed:


And, inexplicably, the bathroom floor:


The first two, I get. But what the heck is that last one all about? While the picture doesn't do it justice, it's almost as big as my foot! Also, looks kind of like a super hero flying, doesn't it?