Retirement

I have a confession to make. Some of you may find it pretty gross, but I stand by what I did. I may not know what started it, but once I realized what was going on, I was committed.

These are the socks I wore for my act during the show.

 
Every performance, every run through, these were the only socks I ever wore.

And I never washed 'em once.

It's probably fair to say that by the end, it didn't matter what I did. They knew what they had to do...